Hung Up On The Way I'm Feeling

My newest band obsession are these gentlemen to the left, The Redwalls. My boyfriend picked up their CD last week, and I make him play it all the time now. In fact, I tried to steal it from him, but he caught me... Anyway, these guys are old school. You can tell they draw much of their sound from Bowie, the Beatles, the Stones, Oasis and many others. They're definitely worth listening to.

It's a girl!

Jennifer Garner let it slip on Leno that she and Ben Affleck are expecting a girl. Oh, well. Isn't she due just about any second now anyway?

Take THAT, Tom Cruise!

Nicole Kidman stated in a recent interview with AP radio that she feels psychiatry is a worthwhile field. I think we all remember her ex-husband's rant about how HE feels on the subject. But Kidman said her father is a psychiatrist and feels that he really helped a lot of people.

She also said that Tom Cruise is, in fact, gay, and that Katie Holmes really isn't all that amazing.

Just kidding. But really... put that in your Scientologist pipe and smoke it, Tommy.

Another day in Hollywood, another divorce.

This time, Kathy Griffin has decided to call it quits with her husband, Matthew Moline, after 4 1/2 years of marriage. Her D-list status must've been too much for him.

Ewwww...

Donald Trump, 59, is about to become a daddy for the fifth time, this time with wife Melania Knauss, 35. Way to cement the marriage contract, Mel. Pay no mind to anything Ivana or Marla may tell you.

A Cinderella Story with a not-so-fairytale ending...

Coming in close behind Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney, Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush announced they too will be ending their marriage after five strenuous months of giving it their all. You may or may not know that the two met on the set of their WB angst-fest, One Tree Hill. I personally don't watch the show, but I may have to start tuning in just to see the awkwardness between the two.

Kelso got hitched.

Congratulations, Ashton Kutcher. Marrying Demi Moore is going to be the high point of your life. Expect the steady decline any day now...

The Corpse Bride, indeed.

This picture of Helena Bonham Carter scares the hell out of me. I'll have a nightmares about it tonight for sure.

Amster-DAMN!!

A Dutch talk-show host is planning on taking heroin and other illegal drugs on the air in an effort to relate to young people.

Yeah, I don't get it, either.

HBO News

This Sunday, Larry David will be returning to the small screen with the season premiere of Curb Your Enthusiasm. I love the tagline they're using: "Deep inside you know you're him."

In other (good) news, HBO has decided to cut The Comeback loose. Thank god. I tried several times to suffer through this show, but it was just... so... painful...

Rebecca Romijn-O'Connell

It seems that Rebecca Romijn has decided to give marriage another go, this time with Jerry O'Connell. They announced today that they got engaged over the weekend.

What is it with her marrying corny guys?

At least they gave it a fair shake...

After a year of marriage, Tori Spelling and her husband, Charlie Shanian, are splitting up. No word yet on whether this one was a fraud, too.

Baby Fed

The spawn of Britney and K-Fed now has an official name: Sean Preston Federline. It could be worse. Much worse, considering there were rumors of Kevin wanting to name the baby Vegas. Yikes!

As an aside, I had to laugh when I read that everyone was crying when Kevin cut the cord. I can't help but wonder if they were crying not because it was such a tender moment, but because the Spears family was probably thinking, "Oh sweet lord, we're stuck with this jerk-off for the rest of our lives..."

McCartney vs. Lopez: The Showdown

There's quite a few things to comment on in this article about Heather McCartney and Jennifer Lopez.

First, while McCartney was trying to deliver a DVD to Jennifer Lopez's offices to show her the cruelty to animals in making fur coats and what-have-you, a scuffle erupted in which Mrs. McCartney's prosthetic leg became detached. However, I think this is probably the most UNinteresting part of the article.

Apparently, JLo said on an Australian radio station earlier this year that she would like to be educated by PETA, and so McCartney showed up at her offices to drop off this DVD to do just that. But let me break this down for Heather McCartney: Jennifer Lopez really has no interest in being lectured by PETA. Trust me on this. It's just something you say.

After the scuffle subsided, McCartney pledged that she will find a way to get to Lopez, whether it be by finding out where she lives and showing up there, or bombarding her at premieres. Heather... if I could just mention this to you... that's stalking. They'll arrest your ass for that. It really doesn't make a difference if you're married to an ex-Beatle. Jennifer Lopez is NO JOKE.

Lastly, and possibly most importantly: Heather, what's up with your boobs in this picture? They're completely lopsided. Make sure your shit is straight before you go flauntin'. And look into some hairspray while you're at it.

Fraud!!!

It seems Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney have opted out of couples' counseling, and is heading straight for divorce court. Zellweger did throw a curveball, though, citing "fraud" as the reason as opposed to the usual "irreconcilable differences." I'm not even sure what that means, but it sounds much more interesting than the usual Hollywood break-ups.

And I hate to say I told you so, but... well, you get it.

Do they make manpris and wife-beaters for babies??

'Cause Britney Spears had her baby boy on Wednesday! Can't wait to hear the name they saddle this child with...

A bouncing baby Klum-Seal

Congratulations also to Heidi Klum, who gave birth to a baby boy on Monday, and to her husband Seal. I'm sure Heidi will be back in Victoria's Secret swimsuit catalogues in a matter of weeks. Bitch.

Oops, sorry. That last part slipped out.

More wedding bells

Matt Damon and his girlfriend of 2 years, Luciana Barroso, are reportedly engaged. Congrats to the happy couple, and may they have more luck with their engagement than, say, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez...

WTF???

As in, what the fuck is Juliette Lewis wearing in this picture???

Hey, You Got Something to Eat?

There's a goat who'd like a word with you...