McCartney vs. Lopez: The Showdown

There's quite a few things to comment on in this article about Heather McCartney and Jennifer Lopez.

First, while McCartney was trying to deliver a DVD to Jennifer Lopez's offices to show her the cruelty to animals in making fur coats and what-have-you, a scuffle erupted in which Mrs. McCartney's prosthetic leg became detached. However, I think this is probably the most UNinteresting part of the article.

Apparently, JLo said on an Australian radio station earlier this year that she would like to be educated by PETA, and so McCartney showed up at her offices to drop off this DVD to do just that. But let me break this down for Heather McCartney: Jennifer Lopez really has no interest in being lectured by PETA. Trust me on this. It's just something you say.

After the scuffle subsided, McCartney pledged that she will find a way to get to Lopez, whether it be by finding out where she lives and showing up there, or bombarding her at premieres. Heather... if I could just mention this to you... that's stalking. They'll arrest your ass for that. It really doesn't make a difference if you're married to an ex-Beatle. Jennifer Lopez is NO JOKE.

Lastly, and possibly most importantly: Heather, what's up with your boobs in this picture? They're completely lopsided. Make sure your shit is straight before you go flauntin'. And look into some hairspray while you're at it.