Next up: Parachute pants

Victoria's Secret has decided to resurrect a trend that should've stayed dead and buried until the end of time: moon boots. I would love to know how someone successfully pitched this at a marketing meeting. "Well, Napoleon Dynamite wore them, and that movie did well, so they must be cool again!"

Things have been bad enough since the invasion of Ugg boots. But THIS! This is nothing short of tragic. If girls start wearing moon boots with mini skirts, I'm done with fashion forever.