This is what glamorous looks like.

First of all, I'd like to announce that this picture brings me that much closer to proving that Fergie is, in fact, a man:
Secondly, it reminds me of when I was about 7 years old and I "borrowed" my older sister's lipstick that was about the same color and tried it out. My mom then piled me and my brother into the car to take us somewhere, and my brother made fun of me the whole way over because, by his terminology, I had "circus lips." Then I cried, my mom made me wipe it off, and then I cried some more. Good times.

(Photo courtesy of The Superficial.)