Where the HELL were the paparazzi on this one???
This is a couple of days old, but I have not gotten over how happy it still makes me to hear about it:
Shanna Moakler, AKA My New Hero, allegedly punched Paris Hilton in the face at Hyde the other night. Moakler, you'll recall, is in the midst of divorcing her husband, Blink 182's Travis Barker, who then went and made the gross decision of hooking up with Paris Hilton after the split. Moakler is apparently not over this yet, thus giving Hilton a well-deserved punch that unfortunately left no real damage. This apparently occurred after the biggest girl of all, Stavros Niarchos, poured a drink over Moakler's head and tried to push her down a flight of stairs. Both women have filed police reports.
OK, now this is what needs to happen: we need to get these two in a ring and let them go at it, sell tickets and also sell a package on Pay-Per-View. Do you have ANY IDEA what a huge seller that would be? Shit, I'd fly out to Vegas for a chance to see Paris get her ass kicked.
Also, is anyone else struck by how unbelievably juvenile Paris Hilton is? She's like the bitchy popular girl in high school that made fun of everyone else, and who got her little follower friends to do all her dirty work (i.e. pouring drinks over people's heads and pushing them down stairs, or giving them such complimentary nicknames as "Firecrotch"). So if she got punched in the face, chances are she was asking for it. Just saying.
Shanna Moakler, AKA My New Hero, allegedly punched Paris Hilton in the face at Hyde the other night. Moakler, you'll recall, is in the midst of divorcing her husband, Blink 182's Travis Barker, who then went and made the gross decision of hooking up with Paris Hilton after the split. Moakler is apparently not over this yet, thus giving Hilton a well-deserved punch that unfortunately left no real damage. This apparently occurred after the biggest girl of all, Stavros Niarchos, poured a drink over Moakler's head and tried to push her down a flight of stairs. Both women have filed police reports.OK, now this is what needs to happen: we need to get these two in a ring and let them go at it, sell tickets and also sell a package on Pay-Per-View. Do you have ANY IDEA what a huge seller that would be? Shit, I'd fly out to Vegas for a chance to see Paris get her ass kicked.
Also, is anyone else struck by how unbelievably juvenile Paris Hilton is? She's like the bitchy popular girl in high school that made fun of everyone else, and who got her little follower friends to do all her dirty work (i.e. pouring drinks over people's heads and pushing them down stairs, or giving them such complimentary nicknames as "Firecrotch"). So if she got punched in the face, chances are she was asking for it. Just saying.
posted by RockSteady @ 6:43 PM
2 Comments:
At 1:28 PM,
Bree said…
Now that you mention it, there was a girl that I went to high school with that acted exactly the way Paris Hilton does. No one that I knew actually liked her, but most everyone was so terrified of what she might do to them if they stood up to her that no one ever did.
I also remember this same girl approaching me during our freshman year of college, wanting to hang out because she didn't know anyone and had no friends.
So this makes me think that maybe one day, Paris will wake up realizing that all of her friends are afraid of her, it's getting harder to stay out late at night and that her entire life is a sham. That day, Paris Hilton will look in the mirror and long for one real relationship, one real conversation, and maybe a chicken sandwich from Jack in the Box with extra mayo.
...or maybe not. XD
At 5:06 PM,
RockSteady said…
You're hilarious!
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