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Try to wrap your brains around this one, kids: Dustin Diamond, better known as "Screech" from Saved by the Bell, apparently has a sex tape.
Oh, wait. It gets worse. Not only is it a 40-minute Screech sex tape, but it shows him engaging in a threesome with two women, but it also allegedly shows him giving one of said women a Dirty Sanchez. If you don't know what a Dirty Sanchez is, click on the link only if you dare. And only if you're not eating or haven't eaten recently. Or if you were planning on having sex again, um, ever.

And the kicker: the sex tape is called Saved by the Smell. Yeah, I'm going to go vomit now.