Backstreet Boy Busted

Nick Carter was the unlucky recipient of a DUI this past weekend. Clearly, he's drinking his troubles away -- he's in a close-to-defunct boy band, Paris Hilton dumped him, his little punk ass brother is becoming steadily more popular than him, and he dresses like he's straight outta Compton (and yet he is the whitest boy I ever did see). However, his PR agent is quick to tell us that he was on doctor-prescribed medicine and wasn't aware of its "interaction possibilities."

Yeah, I'm sure that was the problem.