Brass Ones, Volume 1

And by Brass Ones, I mean the Globes. The Golden Globes, that is. And we've got a lot to cover, so let's get to it.

Aaron Eckhart, and the luckiest woman alive:

This man is so sexy. It's not even fair. He made half the women there look like slobs. Including his girlfriend, whom I hate. Not because I even know who she is, but because she's with him and I'm not. No disrespect to the fiance. He's in love with Hayden Panettiere, so I'm allowed.

Abigail Breslin (AKA Little Miss Sunshine and the cute kid from Signs):

Seriously, is she not adorable? Dakota Fanning's getting a little older now, so she needed to be replaced anyway in the cute department.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner:

Hate her dress -- it looks like something they stole from Blanche's wardrobe on The Golden Girls, but I love the picture. They look cute together.

Alec Baldwin:

Sure, it's just a suit, but he looks nice. And plus, he cracks me up on 30 Rock. I'm struggling a little bit now that Grey's Anatomy is back from hiatus, because that's what I've been watching in the meantime...

Ali Larter:

I think she looks great, which is really something coming from me, because I tend to think she usually looks a little... well, man-ish. But she looked radiant last night, and thank GOD for that double-sided tape. Whew!