Cirque du Face

So, my friend who is quite obviously insane went shopping today for Black Friday, and brought me back a Sephora catalog, and the cover is a slight variation of this:

Their big thing right now, apparently, is making you look like Bozo the Clown. And I immediately started laughing my ass off, because I was reminded of a fabulous exchange between Zooey Deschanel and an older lady in the movie The Good Girl (which, if you haven't seen, you totally should. It's good):

Old Woman: I look too white, don't you think?
Cheryl (Zooey Deschanel): Not at all. I'm just trying to match your face with your hair. I was thinking you're not white enough.
Old Woman: I think I look kind of weird.
Cheryl: The first rule of fashion is you have to look weird. What I'm doing has come straight here from France.
Old Woman: Oh?
Cheryl: It's called Cirque du Face, meaning "Circus of the Face", and it's all the rage with the Frenchies, ma'am.
Old Woman: Well, you're the professional.

I mean, really. They are totally fucking with us!!!!