Phone fun with Howard Stern

While listening to Howard Stern this morning, I listened to a clip he found on the internet of a woman calling 911 -- because her burger wasn't being made to her satisfaction at Burger King.

The funniest part of the call, though, is when the woman tells the dispatcher, "You're supposed to protect me!" The dispatcher responds, "Protect you from what, ma'am? A poorly made burger?"

People are such idiots.