Issues, indeed.

Turns out that the missing bride from Duluth, GA was not abducted, as originally thought -- she just had a bad case of cold feet. She had called her fiance this past Saturday and said she was alive, but that kidnappers had taken her. Once the media coverage got so heavy, however, she said they ditched her. Now she has recanted the story, saying that she was just scared to get married, took a bus to Las Vegas, and then traveled from there to Albuquerque. The fact that it turned into a national case had to be pretty embarrassing for her.

By far, the best line of the article is when her uncle says, "Jennifer had some issues the family was not aware of. We’re looking forward to loving her and talking to her about these issues."

Lucy... you got some 'splainin' to do....