Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!

This guy in N. Carolina found a chopped-off finger bit in his pint of frozen custard.

Read this tasty little tidbit from the article:
Stowers, who did not immediately return calls Monday from The Associated Press, told the station: "I thought it was candy because they put candy in your ice cream ... to make it a treat. So I said, 'OK, well, I'll just put it in my mouth and get the ice cream off of it and see what it is.'"
Stowers said he spit the object out, but still couldn't identify it. So he went to his kitchen, rinsed it off with water — and "just started screaming."

I'm going to go vomit now.