My horoscope
My horoscope in this week's Onion is so fantastic:
Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)All right, Scorpio is going to say this for the last fucking time: With an apostrophe, it means "it is" and without an apostrophe, it means "belonging to it." This is really not that hard.
And while you're at it, be sure to read the Opinion column, "A Gentleman Never Discloses Who Sucked Him Off." I laughed until I cried.
Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)All right, Scorpio is going to say this for the last fucking time: With an apostrophe, it means "it is" and without an apostrophe, it means "belonging to it." This is really not that hard.
And while you're at it, be sure to read the Opinion column, "A Gentleman Never Discloses Who Sucked Him Off." I laughed until I cried.
1 Comments:
At 7:41 AM, Anonymous said…
Knowing you the way I do, that IS pretty funny. There's no bigger pisser than a misplaced apostrophe... unless it's reality tv.
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