Will he or won't he?

Whether or not Terrell Owens starts in the Super Bowl this Sunday still remains to be seen. However, I am supremely confident we will see the man in action on the field at some point or another. I think his leg could fall clear off his body, and he'd still be out there hopping around, making an ass out of himself in the end zone. God bless him. ;-)

In other Super Bowl news, Sir Paul McCartney has assured the FCC and the rest of America at a press conference yesterday that they need not worry about any "wardrobe malfunctions" on his part -- he is just intending on playing in the nude.