Malcolm gets married

Frankie Muniz, 19, of Malcolm in the Middle fame, has reportedly proposed to his girlfriend Jamie. Let's set aside the fact that 19 is ridiculously young to get married. We can even look past the fact they've only been dating since this past spring. However, what CANNOT be overlooked is that this woman he is marrying is rumored to be 45 years old. His publicist has declined to give Jamie's last name or her age.

OK, I actually don't believe she's 45 -- if you look at this picture from the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory premiere, she appears much younger. Still, she is definitely not a beautiful woman, or even what you could call cute. I guess that's why it doesn't bother her that her future husband looks like he's 12.