Ewwww...

So, one of the girls I work with was telling me a friend of hers used to work at a pharmacy, and her friend told her to always bring her own pen when signing for a scrip. Why, you may ask? Think about it: you're at a pharmacy. Hundreds of sick people come in there every day to pick up a prescription, and they're picking up that same pen with their germy, infected-with-God-knows-what hands. So let this be a lesson to you: bring your own pen to the pharmacy from now on.

I'm going to go boil my hands now.