DONE (as if you couldn't already guess)

UPDATE, 11pm: Just. Kidding. Turns out, they're denying the rumors again. But if it means anything (and I'm sure it doesn't), I still think they're finished. I'm just sayin'...



US Weekly broke the story that we knew was gonna come: Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are officially OVER. And it's all Jess' fault! Apparently, her diva-like behavior, her chill-inducing (and not in a good way) dad, and her fondness of the bottle sent Nick packing. (Via Gawker).